Sam & Jack 4

"Well Hale-fuckin'-luia!" Jack says relieved, "You finally did it..."
"Yeah I know!" says Sam excited, "For a while there I thought I wasnt' gonna be able to do it but then we finally kissed!"
Sam hurls his arms in the air, overjoyed.
"Whoa take it easy buddy" says Jack mockingly, "I don't have much to say except congratulations for getting some ass."
"Hey!" Sam says outraged. They both start laughing.

By: Me 07/11/2010