Sam & Jack 2

Sam and Jack are sitting at a rectangular table. Jack seems bored as usual, however Sam seems unusualy excited.
"She said she likes me!" says Sam, "I still can't believe it". Jack rolls his eyes and says, "So she likes you... Just great. Are you gonna be all happy and shit?". "No... I guess not", Sam says sadly. "That's right", Jack says, just think about all the problems now: first you still need to study, which you can't seem to be able to no matter what; and second, what if she does like you? You're probably never gonna make the first move and who knows if she will. You might come out of this worse than you got in"."You're right", Sam says while nodding, "Like usual..."
Jack gets up, moves toward Sam and puts his hand on Sam's shoulder, "Unlike the usual however, I want to help you get the girl", Jack says with a smile on his face, "Besides, I'm tired of being the one you come to when you're all depressive". "But", Sam mumbles. "Shut up and get to work dumbass", Jack shouts.

By: Me Somewhere between 1 and 3